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Animal News Interesting Read

God was having a laugh when he invented sex. you only have to picture the faces you pull during coitus to realise that's true. But count yourself lucky. just have a look at what he puts members of the animal kingdom through for the sake of procreation.

1. Garter snakes

If you like group sex, you'll want to be reincarnated as one of these. every year they get together for a 100-snake all fresco sex session in the form of a mating ball. trouble is, the orgy is a bit light on female participation-there's only ever one. she emerges from her den each spring and emits a powerful pheromone that makes every sname in the vicinity up sticks and rush over to pile on top of her. the chaps then battle it out to be the one who gets close enough for long enough to put one of his two penises into her cloaca (bet you never heard that one before).

2.Angler fish

it's tough to meet women in the black depths of the sea. but that's no excuse for behaving like a male angler fish. he is much smaller than the ladies, very ugly and, quite literally, a parasite. he ensures he has a mate for life by taking a big bite of any girl he happens across, then hanging on for dear life. he stays attached for so long that his jaw fuses with her skin so he can feed off her blood. he gets his just desserts, mind: over time, he wastes away until all that's left i s a pair of gonads stuck to her side supplying sperm when required.